Blackfeet Security Guard: "Where are you going?"
Me: "Well, um, I'm just going up there to the employee area."
Blackfeet Security Guard: "Let me give you a ride."
Me: "No, it's cool, I can just walk. I'm all about walking."
Blackfeet Security Guard: "No, I'll give you a ride. There's been a mountain lion sighting up here. No one should walk by themselves at night."
Me: "Okay, cool."