Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Weekend ...

Part 1: Drive to Polebridge. Buy and immediatley eat three Polebridge Mercantile danishes.

Part 2: Begin at Bowman Lake. It's purty.
Part 3: Hike to Numa Lookout and then climb to Numa Point. It's cloudy.

Part 4: Talk to the cute girl on the trail. Say, "Good day for a hike, huh?" She responds by saying that her fiance is moving here soon.

Part 5: Spend the night in Hornet Lookout. Spill an entire can of tomato soup on the floor and clean it up with toilet paper.
Part 6: Go home.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

About your ad ...

I am writing you in response to your CraigsList posting about a condo. In the post you say that the condo is in a "desirable" neighborhood. I am curious: What makes the Reservoir Road community a "desirable" neighborhood? Can you please tell me where the "undesirable" neighborhoods (and the "undesirable" people who live there) are in our area so that I know to stay clear of those places? I think we should all live in gated communities (gotta keep the riff-raff out); I know how necessary it is to have a swimming pool in a part of the world that doesn't even average a daily high of 80 during the summer months. I know that's my "desire."