Part 1: Drive to Polebridge. Buy and immediatley eat three Polebridge Mercantile danishes.
Part 2: Begin at Bowman Lake. It's purty.
Part 3: Hike to Numa Lookout and then climb to Numa Point. It's cloudy.
Part 4: Talk to the cute girl on the trail. Say, "Good day for a hike, huh?" She responds by saying that her fiance is moving here soon.
Part 5: Spend the night in Hornet Lookout. Spill an entire can of tomato soup on the floor and clean it up with toilet paper.
Part 6: Go home.